School is a scam 
College is fake 
Your job is a joke 
My brain's an egg 

The cake's a lie 
Here eyes a mess 
And all my plans 
Are just a guess 

Now I never want to see another movie again 
Uh oh, I never even saw [bad word] #39; 

We all forget why we feel 
And we all earn what we steal 
But when you laugh in my face 
It's cuz you think this is real 

Now I never want to see another movie again 
Uh oh, I never even saw [bad word] #39; 

Nothing prepares you for adulthood 
I want to be a limousine machine 
I'm always living in a suitcase 
My fingernails laugh at me 

So please rely on my words 
While I make love to myself 
Then put this whole thing away 
Just like a book on your shelf 

Now I never want to see another movie again 
Uh oh, I never even saw [bad word] #39;