Today's All Burnt Toast [bad word] Late Dad Jokes
Has Anybody Seen My Left Shoe

I Close My Eyes Take Bite
Take Ride Laugh Out Loud
There It Is Up On The Roof

I've Been there I Survived
So Just Take My Advice

Hang In There, Baby
Things Are Crazy, 
But I Know Your Futures Bright

Hang In There, Baby
There's No Maybe, 
Everything Turns Out Alright

Sure Life Is Up And Down, 
But [bad word] Me, [bad word] Back Around

Your Gonna Love Who You Turn Out To Be

WOO! 

 [bad word]  Loud Crash
Someones Gonna Pay For That
Why Is Everyone Looking At Me

Trouble In Paradise
Skating on melted ice
Please don't take away my TV

I've Been There I Survived
So Just Take My Advice

Hang In There, Baby
Things Are Crazy, 
But I Know You Futures Bright

Hang In There, Baby
There's No Maybe, 
Everything Turns Out Alright

Sure Life Is Up And Down, 
But [bad word] Me [bad word] Back Around

Your Gonna Love Who You Turn Out To Be

Someone Who Gets Along

Can Keep You Moving On

That's What I'm Here For Say Anything