[Clap your hands everybody and everybody just clap your hands
Clap your hands everybody and everybody just clap your hands]

HEI HEI Daddy KO-RA (cola) wo choudai

HEI HEI Mommy

HEI HEI Mommy

Tsukuritate no [bad word] PAI (apple pie) no

Ano aji ga wasurerarenai'n da

 [bad word] chikyuu

 [bad word] chikyuu

 [bad word] chikyuu Ore AMERIKA (America)

 [bad word] chikyuu

Jitto mite chikyuu

 [bad word] chikyuu Ore HI-RO- (hero)

Aa hitofude de

 [bad word] Subarashii sekai

BI-FU- (beef) mo yume mo SUPA-SAIZ (supersize)! AMERIKA

[Irotoridori no sekai wo okashi de hyougen [bad word]  korekoso ga HI-RO- akashi sa!]

 [bad word] chikyuu

 [bad word] chikyuu

 [bad word] chikyuu. Ore AMERIKA!

 [bad word] chikyuu

 [bad word] chikyuu

Funzorikaete chikyuu Ore HI-RO-!

Tappuri no BATA (butter) de

Onaka ippai no RESHIPI (recipe)

[I like fatty food!]

 [bad word] kara JIMU (gym) de genryou da! AMERIKA

Yaa yaa Brother KO-RA wo choudai

Tsuide ni Sister Tsuide kurenai ka

OI OI Grandpa Heiwa ga Ichiban

SUWI-TO (sweet) Baby [Uchuu ni tobimashu]

HEI HEI Daddy CHIKIN (chicken) to

Mommy

Tsukuritate no [bad word] PAI no

Ano aji ga wasurerarenai'n da

 [bad word] (baseball) AMEFUTO (american football)

Fuyu ni wa AISUHOKKE! (ice hockey)

[BASUKE (basketball) mo atsui zo!]

[Amazing]

 [bad word] chikyuu

 [bad word] chikyuu

 [bad word] chikyuu Ore AMERIKA

Ah Hitofude de [bad word] Subarashii sekai

Megami no Kuchi wa San FI-TO! (feet) AMERIKA

Ah Sekaijuu ni [bad word] Shiawase no RESHIPI

HOTTO DOG (hotdog) katate ni Maishin da! AMERIKA

Na na DADDY, RAM-shu wo choudai
Na Na MUMMY, Na na MUMMY

Mukashi ni tabeta PUDDINGU no

Ano aji ga wasurerarenainda

 [bad word] chikyuu

 [bad word] chikyuu

 [bad word] chikyuu

Ore IGIRISU

 [bad word] chikyuu

Jitto mite chikyuu

Hyotto [bad word] chikyuu

Ore IGIRISU

Aa hitofude de

 [bad word] subarashii sekai

TUBE ha [bad word] enpitsu da

IGIRISU!

("Minna ore ga tukutta meshi wo mazuitte iu kedo, are wa wazato nan dakara na!")

 [bad word] chikyuu

 [bad word] chikyuu

 [bad word] chikyuu

Ore IGIRISU

 [bad word] chikyuu

Hatto [bad word] chikyuu

Funzori kaette chikyuu

Ore IGIRISU

Oobun chikagakeba

 [bad word] shiawase no RECIPE

("Hiniku wa kakushiaji sa")

Hadasamui fuyu ni mankai da

FIREWORKS!

Hei hei BROTHER, koucha wo choudai

tsude ni SISTER, iretekurenai ka

Oi oi GRANDPA, heiwa ga ichiban

Hai hai BABY (Nanika ga memashu)

Naa naa DADDY GIN mo nomitai na

Naa naa Mummy, naa naa Mummy

Mukashi ni tabeta PUDDINGU no

Ano aji ga wasurerarenainda

TATTOO ga uzuku ZE.

Atsui roku-gen!

 [bad word] chikyuu

 [bad word] chikyuu

 [bad word] chikyuu

Ore IGIRISU

Aa hitofude de

 [bad word] subarashii sekai

Otonari-san wa yuurei da

IGIRISU!

Aa sekaijuu ni

 [bad word] shiawase no Recipe

Kyou no unsei mo saikou da

Makenai ze!