There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance
There's a hole in the wall where you put your [bad word] & balls
But you never really know who's sucking on the other side
Is it a boy or a girl or a lady-man hermaphrodite

Honey, I don't wanna know
Who's sucking my [bad word] today
I'm going to the glory hole
Gonna spend my weekly pay
Dream about Cheryl Tiegs
While a beast greases up my pole
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
The glory hole

I know a place down the street just behind Micky dees
Where the thing behind the hole really aims to please
Well a buck o' five is all you need to get a job well done
It doesn't matter if it's Tommy Lee or Attila the Hun

Baby, I don't wanna know
Who's sucking my [bad word] tonight
I'm going to the glory hole
Gonna [bad word] it with all my might
In my head it's Jessica Biel
Don't care if it's a [bad word] troll
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
 [bad word]  give your [bad word] a chance
No need for romance [bad word] soil your pants at the glory hole [bad word]  get what you need
Do the dirty deed
Deposit your seed at the glory hole

Fell somebody new at the glory hole
Fill someone with goo at the glory hole
No one judges you at the glory hole

I don't wanna know
Who's sucking my [bad word] today
I'm going to the glory hole
Gonna spend my weekly pay
Dream about virgin teens
While a beast greases up my pole
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole

Oh baby, here [bad word] 
Oh, oh, oh, [bad word]