U    Oh, dear!
 V    What’s wrong?
 U    I can’t find my pen.
 V    Really!
 U    You mustn’t laugh… it isn’t funny.
 V    Oh, yes it is.
 U    Is it? Why?
 V    It’s in your hand!
 U    Oh, yes.

 W    Are you a foreigner?
 X    Pardon?
 W    ARE-YOU-A-FOREIGNER?
 X    You needn’t shout. I’m not deaf.
 W    Oh, I’m sorry.
 X    That’s all right. I just didn’t understand. What does “foreigner” mean?

 Y    Be careful!
 Z    Why?
 Y    I’ve just painted the door.
 Z    It’s all right… I haven’t touched it.
 Y    Haven’t you? What’s that on your arm?

    I’m bored.
    Well, do something!
    What, for example?
    Wash your hair.
    I’ve already washed it.
    [bad word] your shoes.
    I’ve already [bad word] them.
    Why don’t  you  clean your room?
    I’ve already cleaned it.
    Well,… perfect you English!
    Hmm…