Sticky hands, smelly feet
Badly breath, [bad word] of death
Please don't mind [bad word] nose
I've got everything you need

I gotta good feet, this is a good deal
Gimme your Dollars, make it real
Tomorrow's too late, for every good trade
Don't think about it, don't hesitate [bad word] on in, look around
Please beware, rancid air
I sell guns and animals
See my -toys? Best in town!

piece of cake, a piece of cake
Can get ya [bad word] [bad word]  or pink shampoo
I have the coolest and lowest prices
The people call me "Zero Dude"
My hair is fake, my hair is fake
No problem, man, I've got attitude
I am the man with the million lighters
The people call me "Zero Dude" [bad word] furs, french perfums
Irish stew, british glue
I sell safes and satellites
Michael Jackson's silicon

I gotta good feet, this is a good deal
Gimme your Dollars, make it real
Tomorrow's too late, for every good trade
Don't think about it, don't hesitate

Tell your friend 'bout my [bad word] again, buy a lot
Doesn't matter, if you're broke
I take your wife, if she is hot

piece of cake, a piece of cake
Can get ya [bad word] [bad word]  or pink shampoo
I have the coolest and lowest prices
The people call me "Zero Dude"
My hair is fake, my hair is fake
No problem, man, I've got attitude
I am the man with the million lighters
The people call me "Zero Dude"

Sticky hands, smelly feet
Badly breath, [bad word] of death
Please don't mind [bad word] nose
I've got everything you need

I gotta good feet, this is a good deal
Gimme your Dollars, make it real
Tomorrow's too late, for every good trade
Don't think about it, don't hesitate [bad word] on in, look around
Please beware, rancid air
I sell guns and animals
See my -toys? Best in town!

piece of cake, a piece of cake
Can get ya [bad word] [bad word]  or pink shampoo
I have the coolest and lowest prices
The people call me "Zero Dude"...