Kouya susabu reppuu wa
Hoshi no koe ka doukoku ka
Tashika ni tatta yuusha he no geki ka

Kizu wo shi wo mo itowanai
Nikuki aku wo [bad word] nara
Sange no kigai!
Guren no hi he tobikome

Denkou Eiri da!
(We are Akibaranger!)
Shouri no flag wo tatero!

A! A! Abunakatta…!
Ki! Ki! Keyboard ni
Ba! Ba! Bakusui! Yodare ga tareteta
A! A! Anchi no resu
Ki! Ki! Ki ni shi sugite
Ba! Ba! Bangohan nodo wo toranai!
Hitokara Toku song matsuri da zekkyou!
Cho www oma www
Yamero www tenin www
Ima wa [bad word] wwww
Akibaranger Hikounin Sentai!

Ki wo tsukero yo sokokashiko
Chimimouryou ga chouryoubakko
Migi he nara he no kairai tachi yo

Mittsu no iro mazariai
Mabayui hikari hanateba
Bi.Gaku.Kai.Gan!
Kono ai de me wo samase

Shidenissen da!
(We are Akibaranger!)
Hanki no noroshi wo agero

A! A! Aoi-tan no
Ki! Ki! Keyholder
Ba! Ba! Bag ni tsuketete wota bure
A! A! Ao wa pony-tail
Ki! Ki! Kiiro twin-tail
Ba! Ba! Bari Moe… Red kuuki ja nee!
Itsuka wa nichiyou no asahi [bad word] no sa…!
Yume wa sofubi, nurie, [bad word] pantsu da…!
Akibaranger…

Denkou Eiri da!
(We are Akibaranger!)
Shouri no flag wo tatero!

Se- no “konin ni narita~i!!!” 

A! A! Abunakatta…!
Ki! Ki! Keyboard ni
Ba! Ba! Bakusui! Yodare ga tareteta
A! A! Anchi no resu
Ki! Ki! Ki ni shi sugite
Ba! Ba! Bangohan nodo wo toranai!
Hitokara Toku song matsuri da zekkyou!
Cho www oma www
Yamero www tenin www
Ima wa [bad word] wwww

Akibaranger…
Akibaranger…
A! Ki! Ba!
Akibaranger…!!!!!!!!!