It’s probably [bad word] that people from big cities tend to be much more impatient than people from small towns. Getting from to is just so much more difficult with all the traffic and crowds, so people are in much more of a hurry. Also, large towns tend to have a lot of tourists, or people who are a bit lost. So if you’re an impatient city person, desperately trying to get to that important meeting, you might get really angry with the meanderthal in front who is slowing you down by those [bad word] seconds! You turn left to get past him, and he turns left, you turn right, and he does the same. It’s like a strange dance, in slow motion. You’re going to be late and it’s all that meanderthal’s fault!

To meander means to walk slowly, without any clear direction and a Neanderthal, spelt with N for November, was a kind of primitive person who lived in Europe a hundred thousand years ago – something like a caveman perhaps. So when we call someone a meanderthal, [bad word] these two words, meander and Neanderthal. And we’re actually being [bad word]  We’re saying that the person in front who is slowing us down is stupid, they haven’t evolved, that they don’t know what they’re doing or where they’re going.

But then, if you’ve ever walked down Oxford street in London at five in the [bad word] hour – you might well wonder if some of those shoppers, moving so slowly with a glazed look in their eye, are actually 21st century human beings like you or me. Perhaps they really are meanderthals….