My mom is not a woman anymore, 
She dresses like a man 
She's not as feminine as she 
Used to be before. 
Now she is so damned masculine. 

I open my eyes 
My mom's not a woman anymore 
She's wearing a disguise 
Everytime she leaves through that door 

My mom's not quite the same 
As she was in the past 
If I misbehave she kicks my [bad word] 

My mom's not quite the 
Woman that she was before 
When my [bad word] over 
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor 

My mom's a transvestite