[Eminem - Intro]
I don't know dude. I think everybody is all jealous and [bad word] cause I'm like the lead singer of the band dude.
And I think, everybody's got a [bad word]  problem with me dude,
and they need to take it up with me after the show.

[Eminem - [bad word] 
Because. . .
These chicks don't even know the name of my band,
But they're all on me like they want to hold hands,
'Cause once I blow they'll know that I'll be the man,
all because I'm the lead singer of my band.

[Eminem]
So I get offstage right? I drop the mic,
Walk up to these hot chicks then I'm all like,
"Sup, ladies, my name's Slim Shady,
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby." They're all like
"Oh my god it's him, Becky oh my [bad word] god it's Eminem."
"I swear to [bad word] God dude, you [bad word] rock,
Please won't you please let me suck your [bad word] 
Now right now, the rest of the fellas get jealous,
Specially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas,
All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes
throw their bras and their shirts and their panties onstage,
So like every single night them people fight with me,
But when we fight it's kind a like sibbling rivalry,
Cause their back on stage the next night with me,.
Dude, I just think you're trying to steal the light from me.
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me,
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be.
This rock star [bad word] s the life for me,
and all the other guys just despise me because. . .
 [bad word] 

[Eminem - Bridge]
My band! (8x)
My Bbbbbbbaaaaaaannnnnnnddddddd!!!!!!!!!
Baby yeah!

[Swifty]
You just want to see a [bad word] backwards don't you?
Ain't that? [bad word] we don't rap off pro school?
Smash these vocals and do a performance,
but we in a van, and he on a tour bus.
You don't want my autograph, you'se a liar,
and naw, I'm Swift, "Oh, I thought you were Kuniva."
And what the [bad word] is wrong with our dressing room?
Cause our [bad word] is looking smaller than a decimal.
See, I know how to rap, it's simple but,
all I did was read [bad word] Simmons book.
So I'm more intact, trying to get on the map,
doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back

[Kuniva & Kon Artis]
Look at little punk [bad word]  thinking he the [bad word] Yeah I know man, by himself takin' all the flicks.
Hey, I thought we had and interview with DJ Clue
(Eminem) No I had an interview, not you two.
You gon' be late for soundcheck
Man, I ain't going to soundcheck
Man, our mics is screwed up,
And his always sound best
You know what man? I'm a say something
Ay'yo Em!
(Eminem)You got something to say!!!
Man, nothing.
I though you was about tell him off man, wassup?
Man, I'm a tell him what I feel like it man, shut up
You ain't even back me up, and we supposed to be crew
Man I was about to talk right after you, I swear
Man whatever!
I swear man
 [bad word] 

[Proof]
They say the lead singer's rock, but the group is not
With some sold out arena's to amusement parks.
I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts. (Hey, yo it's. . .)
Ready to snap on the dumbass fan,
Everytime I hear "Hey dude! I love your band!"
We ain't a band [bad word]  we don't play [bad word] 
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent?
And these guys acting funny every area code.
"Proof carry my bag!" [bad word] carry your own.
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way.
"Who the [bad word] are you, where's Obie and Dre?"

[Bizzare]
God [bad word] it, I'm sick of this group,
Time for me to go solo and make some loot.
I told you I made the beats, and wrote