Something was wrong when the stars went out
Didn’t know what it was all about
Then the bees started to fly away
And earth got trapped in the Medusa Cascade

Through the subwave network everybody had a chat
Harriet was murdered and then everyone was sad
Davros stole the signal and the Doctor was amazed
How was he alive and who had brought him to this place?

Spotted Rose Tyler across the fog
Heard "exterminate!" and he was shot
Started glowing with a golden shine
Transferred his energy then he was fine

He was pretty lucky that he kept his severed hand
Though in terms of canon I do not quite understand
What [bad word] thinking, what the [bad word] was going on
OK fine we’re sorry we’ll get right back to the song

We’ve reached the journey’s end
Having a laugh inside the TARDIS
Though it didn’t make much sense
Always nice to see them Daleks

Martha Jones teleported, to Germany
Where she prepared to use the Osterhagen Key
Jack had a necklace thing; a Warp Star so I’m told
But Davros was like [bad word] hang out in my vault” (boogie)

Threw the TARDIS into the fire
Donna thought that things were looking dire
Second Doctor grew from energy
Captain Jack started having fantasies

Caan went to the Time War and it muddled up his brain
Now he sees the future but he’s totally insane
Silly Silly Davros thinks that Caan is on his side
Wait 'til he discovers that the prophecy’s a lie

Davros revealed his master plan
If you need a reality bomb, he’s your man!
Donna flicked a switch and said [bad word] words
The Daleks exploded and they saved the Earth (yay)

One last thing before we finish, Donna’s mind was wiped
Doctor had to leave, if she remembered she would die
Sarah Jane returned to Mr Smith, K9 and Luke
Didn’t mention Mickey cos he’s really not much use (sorry)