I’m a semi functioning human
but I’ve done pretty well so far
sure I slept in till like three
but I made a great cup of tea
so that’s one gold star for me

I might forget your birthday
I might not even know your name
but if you tell me a secret
it’s as safe as it can be
so that’s one gold star for me

no there’s nothing wrong with falling down
forgetting your keys is allowed
I cry at every film I see
but I’ll give you the best hug that you’ve ever received

oh I can barely count to ten in the morning,
my eyeliner will never even out
but I’ll smile till I’m blue
so that you will smile too
so that’s one gold star for me