Everybody wants to be Hollywood,
The fame, the vanity, the glitz, the stories
One day I'll [bad word] a great big star, you know
Like the Big Dipper

And maybe one day, you can visit my condo
On a big hill you know
Like 90210

Just imagine my face in the magazines
People analyzing my look
My body, or any plastic surgery you know,
Like the Big Dipper

And maybe one day you can shake my hand
On the planet Hollywood

You say I'm not underground
I'm rich, I'm famous, I'm vanish, I'm glitz
I'm the story, I'm the star you know,
Like the Big Dipper

Everybody wants to be Hollywood,
The fame, the vanity, the glitz, the stories
One day I'll [bad word] a great big star, you know
Like the Big Dipper

And maybe one day, you can visit my condo
On a big hill you know
Like 90210