Heaven's Almost As Big As Texas (1979) (исполнитель: Johnny Paycheck)
Heaven's Almost As Big As Texas Recorded by Johnny Paycheck Written by Robert Lee Floyd Well he walked into the bar room ragged pants and an overcoat When at first I saw him I thought he was a joke When he started preaching I almost dropped my beer I thought John The Baptist had walked in here In his hand he held a bible and he had scary look He could quote the scriptures without opening the book He wasn't to good looking he wouldn't drive the ladies wild But I'll have to say he [bad word] sure had his style He said heaven's almost big as Texas Angels sing like Charley Pride And I'll bet you'll say Jesus looks a lot like Waylon hoss And when he plays there ain't no place to hide Well he preached about ten minutes then he gave the alter call Eighty old [bad word] and four barmaids have their backs to the wall I held on to my barstool so hard my hands turned white He looked like he knew where I was that night Repeat #3 He went out the back door and vanished into the night It took a quart of Jim Bean to get me over the fright I don't know where he was going and I didn't catch his name But if I go to [bad word] he won't be to blame Repeat #3 Cause he said... Yeah and when he plays there ain't no place to hide.