[Intro]
It was once a dark lonely summer's eve
On the lonely streets of Sunset
When the lord called upon 6 crazy M.C.'s
J-dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, Da Kurlzz and the Producer.

Hey! Uh, man you forgot the homie funny man, C'mon!

And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

My clothes are always retro
Sexual like I'm hetero
And I play a [bad word] like Nintendo (ZELDA!)
Take her for a ride in my benzo
Funny as [bad word]  I should do stand up
Bust caps at the crowd like I don't give a [bad word]  [bad word] you)
Got a gold [bad word] grill
Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill
Hop in the ride, let's roll
I'm a baritone with a voice so low
It'll make your speakers explode
And I'll drop your panties to the floor (AH!)
Let me bend you over, let me lay you sideways
Hop in the back girls, FREAKY FRIDAYS!
If you got beef, then you better step up [bad word] 
Hollywood Undead ain't nothin' to [bad word] with

And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

 [bad word] and smoke my pole like a Marlboro
Introduce me to your mom as Charles
It's Charlie Scene, Shake your [bad word] to the bass
Wait till you see my face, hey [bad word] #33;
Wear them tight jeans that show your [bad word] crack
My first name gives Vietnam flash backs
I get [bad word] and do the same old, same old
Take three girls home, and call them Charlie's Angels
What you gonna do after we get signed?
I'm gonna lose my mind
Get 30 inch spinners and pimp my ride
Go back in time, be there that night and save 2 Pac's life
Then pay my fine for getting caught [bad word] on the Hollywood sign
I got the game on lock
I'll have a bottle and a glock
with biceps like The Rock
Buy Tom's soul back [bad word] Murdoch

And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Get down, I'll show you how
C'mon girl, let me show you how
Let's get freaky deaky now
[repeat]

And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Get down, I'll show you how
If you got beef, then you better step up [bad word] 
Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to [bad word] with
Get down, I'll show you how
I'll have a bottle and a glock
with biceps like The Rock
Buy Tom's soul back [bad word] Murdoch

 [bad word] #33; What [bad word] !