Norma
Now go.
Joe
Next time I'll bring my autograph album.
Norma
Just a minute, you. Did you say you were a writer?
Joe
That's what it says on my guild card.
Norma
And you've written pictures?
Joe
Sure have. Would you like to see my credits?
Norma [bad word] over here, I want to ask you something.
Just what sort of length is a movie script these days?
Joe
Depends.
Norma
I wrote this, it's a very important picture.
Joe
Looks like six very important pictures.
Norma
It's for De Mille to direct.
Joe
Oh, yeah? And will you be in it?
Norma
Of course. What do you think?
Joe
Just asking. I didn't know you were planning [bad word] back.
Norma
I hate the word. It's a return.
Joe
Well...fair enough.
Norma
I want you to read it.
Joe
You shouldn't let another writer read your stuff. 
He may steal it.
Norma
I am not afraid. Sit down. Max!
Bring something to drink.
Max
Yes, Madame.
Norma
I said sit down! It's about Salome.
Salome: the story of a woman. 
The woman who was all women.
Salome, what a woman, what a part!
Innocent body and a sinful heart,
Inflaming Herods' lust,
But secretly loving a holy man.
No one could play her like I can.
Joe
Well, I have nothing [bad word] up,
I thought I might as well skim it.
It's fun to see how bad bad writing can be,
This promised to go to the limit.
Norma
There's so many great scenes. I can't wait.
boiling cauldron of love and hate.
She toys with Herod 
'Till he putty in her hands
He reels tormented through the desert sand.
Joe
It sure was a real cheery set-up
The wind wheezing through that organ
Max shuffling around and a dead ape dumped on a shelf
And her staring like a gorgon.
Norma
They drag the Baptist up from the jails.
She dances the dance of the seven veils.
Herod says: I'll give you anything.
Joe
Now it was time for [bad word] relief
The guy with the baby casket.
Must have seen a thing or two, that chimp,
Shame it was too late to ask it.
Norma
Have you got to the scene where she asks for his head?
If she can't have him living, she'll take him dead.
They bring in his head on a silver tray.
She kisses his mouth, it's a great screenplay!
Joe
It got to be eleven, I was feeling ill, 
What the [bad word] was I doing?
Melodrama and sweet champagne
And a garbled plot from a scrambled brain;
But I had my own plot brewing.
Just how old is Salome?
Norma
Sixteen.
Joe
I see.
Norma
Well?
Joe
It's fascinating.
Norma
Of course it is.
Joe
Could be it's a little long
Maybe the opening's wrong
But it's extremely good for the beginner.
Norma
No, it's a perfect start,
I wrote that with my heart
The river-bank, the Baptist and the sinner.
Joe
Shouldn't there be some dialogues?
Norma
I can say anything I want with my eyes.
Joe
It could use a few cuts.
Norma
I will not have it butchered!
Joe
I'm not talking limb from limb,
I just mean a little trim
All you need is someone who can edit.
Norma
I want someone with a knack
Not just any studio hack
And don't think for a moment I'd share credit!
When were you born?
Joe
December twenty-first, why?
Norma
I like Sagittarians. You can [bad word] them.
Joe
Thanks.
Norma
I want you to do this work.
Joe
Me? Gee, I don't know, I'm busy. 
I just finished one script and I'm about to start a new assignment.
Norma
I don't care.
Joe
I'm pretty expensive. I get five hundred a week.
Norma
Don't you worry about money. I'll make it worth your while.
Joe
Well. It's getting kind of late.
Norma
Are you married, Mr...?
Joe
The name is Gillis. Single.
Norma
Where do you live?
Joe
Hollywood. Alto Nido