You got a funny face
And a crooked smile
Oh you're a prince in some world
But not in mine
When I'm never gonna
Find you handsome like the
other girls do

You parade around
Sulking
It makes me wonder wonder
what you're really about

And all the girls go
Ooooooo
Ooooooo

And all the bedroom doors
tradition of yours
Well the notches in your belt make your
pants tight
And all of your boys
Hanging around
I'll take the sloppy seconds or
Whatever man

Oh when you gonna start
Oh boy
I guess the drama can be
So cool

And all the girls go
Ooooooo
Ooooooo

And don't you think you
Might be happier