REPEATS 2 TIMES!
[Applejack]
Those vampire bats will give you a fright
Eating apples both day and night
They rest for a minute, maybe three
Then they're eatin' every apple in your apple tree
They don't care about nada, not zilch, no, nothin'
'Cept bringin' about an orchard's [bad word] 

[Fluttershy]
Now wait just a minute, there's another side to this
And if I did not defend them, then I would be remiss
These bats are mamas and papas too
They care for their young just like we ponies do

[Applejack]
Oh, give me a break, you're bein' too kind
These creatures have a one-track mind
The orchard is not their restaurant
But do they ever think what others may want?
No! They don't! And that is just a fact
These bats, they simply don't know how to act

[Fluttershy]
That's where I have to disagree
They're loyal to their family
Spreading seeds both far and wide

[Applejack]
You see [bad word] #39;, you'd [bad word] and hide!
They're big and ugly and mean as sin
Will ya look at the state my trees are in?

[Fluttershy]
They help your trees, they'll grow stronger faster

[Applejack]
They've turned my life to a total disaster!