Isn't it nice, sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
I can make a film and make you my star
You'll be a natural the way you are
I would like you on a long black leash
I will parade you down the high streets
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my doggie, walk my little  dwarf
We can make a scene we'll be a team
Making the headlines sounds like a dream
When we hit the floor you just watch them move aside
We will take them for a ride of rides
They all love your miniature ways
You know what they say about small boys
 [bad word] dwarf...

I'm in a Rolls Royce, look its so huge!
It's big and it's gold
With my dumb chauffer
Looking to [bad word] little doggie
Lure a disco [bad word] my little  dwarf, I feel so lonely
Get my little camera, take a pretty picture [bad word] dwarf, in a gold Rolls, making it with the dumb chauffer

Isn't it nice, sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice [bad word] dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
 [bad word] dwarf...

We can make an outfit for my little  dwarf
To match the gold Rolls on my dumb chauffer
We'll all look so good, we'll knock 'em cold
Knocking 'em cold in black and gold
We can have playtime in my little playroom
Disco dollies, my  dwarf and my dumb chauffer
I would like you on a long black leash
You can bring me all the things I need
 [bad word] dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice [bad word] dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
 [bad word] dwarf...
 [bad word] dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice [bad word] dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice