Don't touch my tra la la
Don't touch it on the sunday morning

My house burned down
My horse has croaked
And the rider of the pistol
Is looking at me from the bottom of the glass

Moonlight drinking girl's shoes
Open the door to my heaven
Her scotch-coloured eyes
Challenge me to the adventures valley

Rah tah rah rah rah tah adventures valley
Rah tah rah rah rah tah adventures valley

Whisky bar is empty now
(Whisky bar whisky bar yeah)
My heart is broken

Whisky bar is empty now
(Whisky bar whisky bar yeah)
My heart is broken

Check one check one
It's a breakdown