Our love story could be kinda gory
Far from boring,
We’d meet a post-apocalypse.

Yeah I’d be slowly walking,
In a group stalking
You, you’d be the only man alive
That I could not resist.

Then all of your friends,
They’d try to kill us
But only because
They’d be jealous
That our love is deeper than
Edward and Bella’s

If I were a zombie,
I’d never eat your brain.
I’d just want your heart.
Yeah, I’d want your heart
I’d just want your heart.
Yeah oh,

If I were a zombie,
I’d never eat your brain.
I’d just want your heart.
Yeah, I’d want your heart
I’d just want your heart.
Cuz I want ya.

You’d be hiding in
second floor apartment
Knocking all the stairs down
To save your life
From the undead

Double-barrel shotgun
Taking out the slow ones
Then you’d see the passion
Burning in my eye.
And I’d keep my head.

Then all of your friends,
The try to kill us
But only because
They’d be jealous
That our love is deeper than
Edward and Bella’s

If I were a zombie,
I’d never eat your brain.
I’d just want your heart.
Yeah, I’d want your heart
I’d just want your heart.
Yeah oh,

If I were a zombie,
I’d never eat your brain.
I’d just want your heart.
Yeah, I’d want your heart
I’d just want your heart.
Cuz I want ya.

And I’d try
Not to bite and infect you
Because
I’d respect you too much.
Yeah that’s why
I’d wait until we got married.

And our happiest days would be spent
Picking off all your friends
And they’d see
love this deep
Won’t stay buried

If I were a zombie,
I’d never eat your brain.
I’d just want your heart.
Yeah, I’d want your heart
I’d just want your heart.
Yeah oh,

If I were a zombie,
I’d never eat your brain.
I’d just want your heart.
Yeah, I’d want your heart
I’d just want your heart.
Cuz I want ya.