My funny Valentine, [bad word] Valentine, 
You make me smile with my heart, 
Your looks are laughable, un-photographical, 
Yet you're my favourite work of art... 

Is your figure less than Greek? 
Is your mouth a little weak? 
When you open it to speak, are you smiling? 
But don't change a hair for me, 

Not if you care for me. 
Stay little valentine, stay! 
Each day is Valentine's Day... 

Each day is Valentine's Day...