I am Pudge 
Built of sludge 
Through the jungles and the loaded lanes I [bad word] 
Out’ my way 
Hook the prey 
When you’re blunderin’, bumblin’ [bad word] out to play 

And they hate me cause I’m greedy 
But a hero’s got to eat 
They whinge and whine and whimper 
Cause I snatch all of the meat 
And they yell that I am cheap 
And that I undermine the rest 
And they’re right you know my prices are the best 
Get rekt 

One, two 
Now I got my hooks in you 
To 
Send you to the cooks to stew 
Chew 
Now I got my hooks in you 

I am Pudge 
Built of sludge 
You can push and pull but I will never budge 
Meat so fresh 
Lovely flesh 
On these legs of lard I thud and thump and thresh 

And they hate me cause I’m greedy 
But a hero’s got to eat 
They whinge and whine and whimper 
Cause I snatch all of the meat 
And they yell that I am cheap 
And that I undermine the rest 
And they’re right you know my prices are the best 
Get rekt 

One, two 
Now I got my hooks in you 
To 
Send you to the cooks to stew 
Chew 
Now I got my hooks in you