Ladies and Gentlemen,
Of the old west
Ladies and Gentlemen,
We're gonna hang a man today, yeah

His name is Chad he's from the future and he's done
Done somebody wrong
There's a new sheriff in town
And she's not taking [bad word] from anyone
So sit down ~ so sit down

I'm the star you're the star
I'm the star you're the star
I'm the star you're the star
Of the keytar

I'm the star you're the star
I'm the star you're the star
I'm the star you're the star
Of the keytar

I'm the star you're the star
I'm the star you're the star
I'm the star you're the star
Of the keytar

I'm the star you're the star
I'm the star you're the star
I'm the star you're the star
Of the keytar

Ladies and Gentlemen,
You're all cool so you dig what I'll say
Have you got plans [bad word] and check we're gonna throw a rope around this man's neck
I want you all to clap
When you hear his neck snap
There's a new sheriff in town
So sit down ~ so sit down

I'm the star you're the star
I'm the star you're the star
I'm the star you're the star
Of the keytar

I'm the star you're the star
I'm the star you're the star
I'm the star you're the star
Of the keytar

I'm the star you're the star
I'm the star you're the star
I'm the star you're the star
Of the keytar

I'm the star you're the star
I'm the star you're the star
I'm the star you're the star
Of the keytar