(Uncle Snoop Dogg.)
Yo' whassup, whassup.
(Could you read us a bedtime story?)
Alright, alright.
Ya'll get my ash tray, get my lighter.
I'm a read ya'll a gangsta bedtime [bad word] here, sit on my lap.
(Okay.)
Check it out.

Great scotts, it's hot today
He ran up out of bullets so I shot him in his chest
He fell to the floor with his hands in the air
His vision gettin blurry but you know I didn't care
Peck, peck, he tried to stay on deck
So I ran up on this [bad word] and I shot him in his neck
Shooting like a [bad word] vietnam vet
Riding on this [bad word] disrepectin my set
No stranger to danger ain't no warning shots
On the hood gettin hot, anybody can drop
You better have a spot up in town my [bad word] Cause please believe it, it can go down my [bad word] Caught up in some traffic behind some hood rat
Grease strikes you out with no get back
Wishing for a steak eatin on a Kit Kat
And your [bad word] ain't [bad word] the little homie hit that
Sit back and go see, take a trip up with me
Let's go get a stick [bad word] dip with me
We can ride on some niggas for nuthin at all
Even if we cool with 'em, [bad word] 'em let's go get 'em
LBC in this [bad word] cuz
I had to show these niggas what time it was
We got thugs, cons, [bad word] and guns
We claiming everything [bad word]  even dimes and doves
Have you ever slapped a [bad word] to mack your grip
Or better yet, strapped a clip
To a [bad word]  nine millimeter for heater
And put the ride down out of two seater
You need a [bad word] like me to get your game like that
Young [bad word]  you could get a smack for that
I'm that [bad word] who brought the afro back
And pat your back and then I turn around and snatch your sack
Before I came out niggas was wearing slack
I brought the curl back and the golf hat
The black poker sack and this skandelous raps
The one eight seven kidnaps and jacks
I brought snaps to the game [bad word] Raps to the game [bad word]  I'm that big rap name [bad word] S-N double O-P fa sho
I do my thang way cut throat on the downlow
Oh once upon a time in the LBC
There lived a OG from the DPG
And all the little kids looked up to him
All the women stayed [bad word] to him, police tried to do him
But couldn't do nothing to him cause he's like stainless steel
And all they hated on him because he was way to real
I don't know why but he's just so fly
But I gotta end this story by saying goodnight