This day is going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
All those Armor loving bores
Say I look great in uniform
What they don't know is that I have fooled them all.

[Shining Armor]
This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having cake
With all my friends to celebrate
My wedding bells may never ring for me at all.

[King Metamorphosis]
I care not a thing about the ring
I won't partake in any cake
Vows, well I'll be lying when I say
That through any kind of weather
I'll want us to be together
The [bad word] is I don't care for her at all
No, I do not love the bride
For my heart is dead inside
But I still want her to be all mine.

[Shining Armor]
We must escape before it's too late;
Find a way to save the day.
Hope I'll be lying if I say,
"I don't fear that I may lose her
To one who wants to use her:
Not care for, love and cherish her each day".
For I oh-so love the bride,
Oh, In my heart she does reside.
Oh, Princess Cadance, I'll soon be by your side.

[King Metamorphosis]
Finally the moment has arrived
For me to take a very lucky bride.

[Shining Armor]
Oh, the wedding we won't make
She'll end up marrying a fake
Princess Cadance will be

[King Metamorphosis]
Mine, all mine. [laughter]