Hey! Kyūtona Girl no minasan Look at me 
Anata no Heart o ubaude Cool Guys 
Issho ni sawago ya Are you ready? Say! 
I~ēi! `Yeah!' I~ēi! `Yeah!' 

Deatte 2-byō de orera no toriko ka? Baby Girl  [bad word] to Takahiro kotchi mite' 
OK! Don't worry yasashiku tsutsumu de konekocha 〜 n 
Sorosoro jakkan min'na ga hikidashi [bad word]  

Kekkyoku yumemonogatari 
Kekka wa genjitsu tōhi 
Akito to Takahiro [bad word] 
Men's no sakebi 〜

Na n yakan ya yuute mo motetai orera mo otokonoko
Na n yakan ya yuute mo motetai ningen-gao janai 
Orera no hontō no nakami (koko) mite yo koko, koko, dō? 
`Kya ̄ suteki!'
Na n yakan ya yuute mo motetai ichiō janīzu uesuto! 

So'sa. Oretachi wa eigo o shaberenai 

Kekkyoku yumemonogatari 
Kekka wa genjitsu tōhi 
Akito to Takahiro [bad word] 
Men' s no sakebi 〜
Na n yakan ya yuute mo motetai eigo o shaberitai 
Na n yakan ya yuute mo motetai dare mo ore o tome renai 
Dete mota orera no [bad word] kusena n yakan ya 2-ban no kashi wa hotondo imiganai 

Listen!

Kekkyoku yumemonogatari 
Kekka wa genjitsu tōhi 
Akito to Takahiro [bad word] 
Men' s no sakebi 〜
Na n yakan ya dotchi ga sukina no? 
`Mochiron, Akito!'
Na n yakan ya dotchi ga sukina no? 
`Mochiron, Takahiro!'

Na n yakan ya yuute mo motetai orera mo otokonoko
Na n yakan ya yuute mo motetai ningen-gao janai orera no hontō no nakami (koko) mite yo koko, koko, dō? 
`Kya ̄ suteki!'
Na n yakan ya `nan yakan ya'na n yakan ya `nan yakan ya'na n yakan ya yuute mo futsū no otokonoko!