[BEGINNING TRANSLATION]
お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。

“Good morning. Today I will make ramen. We’re going to have fun. Well, let’s get started.”

[Verse 1: Pink Guy]
I still [bad word] while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face
If you give no effort
If you got no money
Then i got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook [bad word] 
Now thats a real education [bad word] books
If you wanna make in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these [bad word] [bad word] canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this [bad word] #39;ll get you higher
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This [bad word] #39;ll fill you up when you're feeling like an African [bad word] back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen