Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a [bad word] big television, Choose washing machines, [bad word] disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of [bad word] fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing [bad word] ga me shows, stuffing [bad word] junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, [bad word] up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.