It's deep underground,
Past the bedrock.
But don't dig straight down,
You'll regret that.
But now you feel brave,
Equipped with a spade,
To roam in these caves.

Not looking for gold,
This stuff's purple.
As so I've been told
By some people,
I'll find a few bricks
Where the two of these mix
With a couple of clicks
I'll be swinging my pick!

This is all the prep that i go through
Even if my tools are just make-do
I'm moving to the nether
I'm moving to the nether
I'm moving to the nether

Ten blocks is the magical total
As that's enough to build up my portal
I'm moving to the nether
I'm moving to the nether
I'm moving to the nether

Lewis(Xephos): [bad word] to [bad word]  weather's great here
So put up a chair, 
Have a cold beer
You can live by the sea,
So happy you'll be,
With your cobblestone tree.

Oh! The neighbours are fried
And delicious,
We eat bacon all night,
It's nutritious
Hear all of them squeal
For damage i deal
There's plenty to steal

Martyn(inthelittlewood):
Hack/slash!
Gold nuggets, I'm rich!
 [bad word] 
Who cares if we're giving up sunlight,
Glowstone's all we need to keep things bright
Down here, in the nether
We love it in the nether
You'll love it in the nether

Don't expect to see any creepers
That's one of my favourite features
Down here, in the nether
We love it in the nether
You'll love it in the nether

Simon(Honeydew):
You gotta know,
You have to fight.
Learn to play
There's mobs but it's not night
wooden sword won't do it,
They're gonna blast right through it
You've got a potion, use it!

So, watch your back,
I won't warn you twice!
Fight the ghasts, ooooooooooo!
Make it cry!
They'll shoot the ground around you,
Making holes to fall through
You're probably going to
In the lava again!
 [bad word] 
Feels like [bad word] the things I've been through,
Won't believe a word I tell you,
You know what, [bad word] the nether
You know what, [bad word] the nether
You know what, [bad word] the nether

Can't believe I lost my new gear too,
I think I'd [bad word] and rejoin you,
You know what, [bad word] the nether
You know what, [bad word] the nether
You know what, [bad word] the nether

Lewis(Xephos):
That's it! I'm sick of this place!
It sucks, it's too hot, it never rains, I'm sweaty,
All my clothes are dirty and filthy and on fire,
I'm absolutely sick of this place!
Ah, I-I miss nature,
All the pigs and cows and all that sheep and stuff.
I didn't think I'll miss it but i do!
Oh, my god!
How sad. I wish,
I wish i could just return to the normal world again.

Bye!