It's like I dont care about nothing man
Roll another blunt...(OOOOOOOOHHOHHOH)
LA DA DA DA DA DA (YEH) LA DA DAAAA
LA DA DA DA LA DA DA DA LA DA DA DAAAA

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (Why man?)
'cuz i got high because i got high because i got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why (Why man?)
'cuz i got high because i got high because i got high

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why (Why man?)
'cuz i got high because i got high because i got high

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high (no u ain't)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (Why man?)
'cuz i got high because i got high because i got high

I wasnt [bad word] from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (Why man?)
'cuz i got high because i got high because i got high

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow [bad word] is pulling away and I know why (Why man?)
'cuz i got high because i got high because i got high

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo [bad word] too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why (turn that [bad word] off)
'cuz i got high because i got high because i got high

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (Why man?)
'cuz i got high because i got high because i got high

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
And if I dont sell one copy I know why (Why man?)
'cuz I'm high because I'm high because I'm high

(People in the background talking and laughing)

'cuz I'm high 'cuz I'm high 'cuz I'm high

Well my name is afroman and i'm from east palm dale
(east palm dale)
And all the [bad word] weed i be smokin is bomb as [bad word] I dont belive in Hitler thats what i say
(oh my goodness)
So all of u skins
(skins?)
Please give me more head
(bugaaaaaak)
Afro- Mother [bad word] m-a-n (m-a-n)
a-e-i-o-u (a e i o u) and some times w
We ain't gonna sell no more mother [bad word] albums cuz, let's go back to marshall durben and hang some more chickens cuz - [bad word] it! [bad word] THE CORPORATE WORLD (BIOTCH)