Cosmo McKinley 
Ever since I was a little boy
Dressing up has always been my greatest joy
But when it's time to be discreet
There's one thing you just can't beat
And that's a strapless backless classical little black dress
Well first you go rip rip rip
Then you go snip snip snip
Then you whip in a zip zip zip
And split it up to the hip hip hip
And as you strip strip strip
You shiver, and quiver, for that soft caress
As you slip slip slip
Into that little black dress
Bert Schnick 
Ever since I was the eina kliena heiren
It was the cordon bleu
For which I am most caring
And the one taste treat so sweet
That really can't be beat
Is what we have here, how you are, caviar
That little black mess
Janet Majors 
Well first you go rip rip rip
Then you go snip snip snip
Then you whip in a zip zip zip
Split it up to the hip hip hip
And as you strip strip strip
Oh you quiver, shiver, for that soft caress
As you slip slip slip
Into that little black dress
That minimal (minimal)
Criminal (criminal)
Siniful little black dress
Nation McKinley 
Let's face it Mac that basic black [bad word] back

Bert Schnick 
Let's face it Mac that basic black [bad word] back

Nation and Bert 
Let's face it Mac that basic black [bad word] back

Janet Majors 
That minimal (minimal)
Criminal (criminal)
Siniful little black dress