Nation McKinley 
I feel the heat from your skin
And the stubble on your chin
You're no good
Cosmo McKinley 
You're no good

Nation McKinley 
You've got dirt on your hands
And everybody understands
You're no good
Cosmo McKinley 
Mmmm...you're no good

Nation McKinley 
Oh, what a joke

Cosmo McKinley 
What a joke

Nation McKinley 
You feel like choking
You play for broke
Cosmo McKinley 
You play for broke

Nation McKinley 
He'll leave you smoking

Cosmo McKinley 
Oh, romance is not a children's game

Nation McKinley 
But you keep going back
It's driving you insane
Janet Majors 
Drift into the Treacle deep
Slip into its silent depths
(Go to sleep)
With your everything akimbo
Float into the sandman's limbo
Nurse Ansalong 
Night night

Rest Home Ricky 
Night night

Nurse Ansalong 
It's time for bye-byes
It's been a great day, thanks a heap
Now it's time for everyone to go to sleep
Studio Audience 
Night night
It's time for bye-byes
It's been a great day, thanks a heap
Now it's time for everyone to go to sleep