Arstotzka 
Arstotzka greatest country in the world. 
If you want to get in you will need to bring your papers 
and your passport. 
If you forge, if you lie, if you cheat you will be detained.
You can not, I repeat, you can not fool us here on post.
Next. 

Arstotzka

 Arstotzka better than Kolechia. 
They are stupid and foolish and silly little rats. 
Filthy rats. 
We have tanks, we have bombs, we have guns we have glory too.
There is no cowardly enemy that can bother us. 
Boom.

Arstotzka 

Arstotzka medicine is best in world. 
If you're sick, if you sneeze, or you need another heart. Or a lung. 
We have doctors who will make you feel almost no pain. 
If you scream, then they know that you are very much alive. 
Ouch. 

Arstotzka 

Arstotzka have best football team in world. 
They kick balls, they kick [bad word]  they kick everything you see. 
They are great.
 They [bad word]  they can jum, they can score so many goals, 
other teams should despair, there is no [bad word] hope to win. 
Goal! 

Arstotzka 
Arstotzka have best apartments in the world. 
They are big, they are grey, they are square and glorious. 
So great. 
You can eat, you can sleep, you can even just relax 
and watch all the other countries be really jealous. Ha-ha. 

Arstotzka 
Arstotzka economy is best in world. 
Every man, every month can afford to eat one loaf.
 Mmm, bread. 
Our industry is heaviest in world 
we melt steel, we burn coal, we make air look really cool. 

Glory to Arstotzka.