Fata Sidus Oritur
Fata Sidus Oritur

Dethklok has disbanded
One of them was taken
We look to the skies to watch a new star awaken...

[Ishnifus:]
Oh, the Doomstar has brought all the dethly light
And the star will turn to blood on this prophet's night
And the Prophecy has warned us that one of us must die...
Before this is all over... one of us must die!

[Chanting]

DoomSTAR!
DoomSTAR!

[One of Us Must Die]

[Ofdensen:]
There was a time when the five of them were just a band, but that was yesterday!
So, innocent of this church and all these prophecies, but then they took him away!
The times have changed
The air's begun to taste of metal
The whales they chant
constant warning
They keep singing
And repeating

One of Us Must Die!
One of Us Must DIE!

(Klokkateers)

Bow before the Doomstar, Klok keeps ticking further!

[Ofdensen:]
Life on Earth will be eclipsed
The looming Metalocalypse!

One of you must die!
One of you must die!

[Priest:]
Dethklok, they must be rejoined
Evil, it must be destroyed
No more apathetic stories
They can't learn to be heroic
Light and soul, that will be our salvation...

2. Magnus And The Assassin

[Magnus] [bad word] to your resting place!
Please enjoy your stay!
I'll be your ambassador
Of sorrow and decay!

It takes patience; we are alike!
You have the strength, but the cunning's all mine!
I am the brains, you are the power!
The legacy of Dethklok will be devoured!

[Assassin]
I WILL TAKE THEM!
I WILL BREAK THEM!
I WILL CLAW AT THEIR FLESH AND FORSAKE THEM!
SEEK REVENGEANCE
FOR MY BROTHER!
I WON'T STOP UNTIL I'M SATISFIED!

[Magnus]
I'm not a terrible person!
I'm just a man filled with pain!
Cast out by the Klok to live in obscurity!
I will pay them back the same way!
I'm no murderer, I'm just a man!
I'm the judge and jury, and your case is in my hands!
You should be on my side, so should she!

[Both]
When Dethklok is imprisoned, the world will thank me!

[Magnus]
Whoa!
You are my bait!
They [bad word] for you!
They'll be trapped!

Whoa!
I've been so patient!
My reward is owed!

Whoa!
My apologies!
You're just like me
victim of the band!

Whoa!
I see it all to clearly!
They will live just like me
In obscurity!

[Toki]
Whoa!
You're scarin's me!
Whoa!

Whoa!
You're scarin's me!
Please don't hurts us
We ain't dones nothing wrong, my friend!

Whoa!

Whoa!
You're scarin's me!

3. Partying Around The World

[Nathan]
I feel this feeling and I think I'm unhappy
Since whats-his-face and whats-her-name have been missing
The mood around here's been crappy
But as bad as it gets, our duty is knowing
That we have a job to keep this party GOING!

[Nathan, Pickles, Skwisgaar and Murderface]
Snortin' coke!
Sniffin' glue!
Smokin' pots!
It's what we do!
Drinkin' beer!
Drinkin' wine!
And champagnes!
So divine!

Partying around the world!
Partying around the world!
Partying around the world!

[Skwisgaar]
Crystals meth!

My name is Skwisgaar, let's go to a Swiss bar
Drink some brewskies, hang out with some floozies
Then we'll gets slurpees, maybe gets herpes
Keeps the partys goings! Keeps the partys goings!

[Pickles]
Oh, no, no, we don't miss people
Oh, we can hardly tell that they're gone!

[Murderface]
If you think bad thoughts, push 'em away!

[Skwisgaar]
With certains peoples missing and [bad word] goings round,
Our records sell better every days!
And the--

[Nathan]
Abigail, I knew when I met you
You would have that look in your eye
You're sucking on an apple pie in the sky
Uh, you're also gonna suck my [bad word] 
Oh yeah, well--

[Pickles]
Keep the party going!

[Pickles and Nathan]
Keep the party going!
Keep the party going!
Keep the party going!
Keep the party going!
Keep the party going!
Keep the party going!
Keep the party going!

[Pickles]
My turn!

My name is Pickles, I like Don Rickles
Hanging out with Kony, playing with a pony
Shooting wolves with Palin, never ever failin'
Snorting coke off [bad word]  I'm the one that plays the hits

[Murderface]
Oh my God!

[Crowd]
Where's Toki?
Where's Toki?
Where's Toki?

[Band] [bad word] 

[Nathan]
My name is Nathan, the doobies are a-blazin' [bad word] in an old cave, jacking off on Bozo's grave
Crapping in a lunch bag, give it to an old hag
Keep the party going, ya know what I mean?

[Band]
Partying around the world!
Partying around the world!
Partying around the world!
Partying around!
Partying around the world!
Partying around the world!
Partying around the world!
Partying around!

Oh, no, no, we don't miss people!
Oh, we hardly notice that they're gone!

[Crowd]
Where's Toki?

4. Tracking / Ishnifus And The Challenge

[Klokateers]
We're searching
We're trying

[Ofdensen]
So much time has passed since Toki was taken
They've left no trace of him, of this I'm not mistaken
This man, his abductor with the silver face
freakish, deadly demon; a [bad word]  a disgrace
Born and left alone, never knew his mother
Who was killed during birth, but left him a brother
Together, they were trained to kill those who crossed his path
His brother died in Mordhaus and now he blames the band, so

[Klokateers]
We have our best men on it
What else are we supposed to do?
We're trained to ex-filtrate him
They are so good, what can we do?
We have our best men on it
What else are we supposed to do?
We're trained to ex-filtrate him
We know we must save his life

[Ofdensen]
We must track him
We must find him
We must rescue him
We [bad word] out of time [x2]
Toki; if we don't hurry up, he just might die!

[Klokateer]
Word from the field, information for thee
That we've hired the best man to find the abductee
He is the best tracker that is known around
And has exceptional equipment, both sight and sound

[Klokateers]
He was raised by wolves, he can kill with his teeth
He can blend into shadows, he can hide in a tree
If he cannot find Toki, then nobody can

[Klokateer]
I'm telling you sire, this is our man!

[Ofdensen]
That's good. Where is he?

[Klokateer]
He's dead

[Ofdensen]
Oh. Throw him in the garbage

[Ishnifus]
Don't throw him away, there's more we can do
The dead can sometimes talk and offer us a clue

[Klokateer]
Sire, there's a drive hid within this dead man's torso
We can play this video on the [bad word] console

[Magnus]
I see what you're doing, and you're trying to kill me!
But I won't let that happen, 'cause I still got Toki!
If you send another man, we will kill her and he!
I'll be waiting here for Dethklok in the depths of humanity!

[Klokateers]
We have our best men on it
What else are we supposed to do?
We're trained to ex-filtrate him
They are so good, what can we do?
We have our best men on it
What else are we supposed to do?
We're trained to ex-filtrate him
We know we must save his life

[Ofdensen]
Toki; If we don't hurry up, he just might die!

We must call of the search
They have the upper hand
I've failed at my work
And I've failed this band

[Ishnifus]
You mustn't worry, my friend
For you see, there's an answer
I know what we have to do

[Ofdensen]
Alright, let's hear it

[Ishnifus]
Gentlemen, I must speak to you
On behalf of the Church of the Black Klok
My words will never be as weighty
As they are right now, this is a challenge for you

[Nathan]
I already don't like the sound of this

[Ishnifus]
Many years from now, you'll know this
Moment was the one that proved your spirit
You must go in alone and save your brother

[Nathan]
You mean coworker

[Ishnifus]
I mean brother

[Skwisgaar]
You means rhythms-guitarist

[Ishnifus]
I mean brother

[Pickles]
Not brother, band-mate

[Ishnifus]
I mean brother

[Murderface]
Guy, stop syaing 'brother'. You're grossing us out, thank you

[Ishnifus]
You must be heroes

I await your decision

5. How Can I Be Hero?

[Nathan]
What is a hero?
Who am I?
I'm a simple multi-platinum rockstar
Living a simple multi-platinum life
I don't know 'bout that crazy world
Just driving this A-list mile
I'm just a filthy rich economic power
And all that I need, I buy

Oh, how can I be a hero
When I'm just a krillionare?
There ain't no groupie [bad word] That can help me to prepare
How can I be a hero
When I'm just a man that is larger than life?
I'm just a tiny little minuscule superstar trying to get by

[Pickles]
Maybe if we threw this life away
We could learn to live a different way

[Murderface]
Oh, I'll go back to school and get myself a degree
In something [bad word] useless like psychology

[Skwisgaar]
I could gets myself a wifes and leads a different lifes
And hides out in the bathroom and jack offs every nights

[Pickles]
Start driving a hybrid, brag that I'm saving the planet

[Skwisgaar]
Quotes SNL's at works all days and acts like it's adlibs

[Nathan]
But if that's the life of a regular [bad word] I'll probably just kill myself

Yeah!

How can I be a hero
When my [bad word] is big as a shoe?
There ain't no all-access passes
That will help me to break through
So many items on my backstage rider
But there ain't no bravery
I'm just the 7th top financial power, but I'm little ol' me

[Pickles]
How can I be a hero
When I get everything for free?

[Skwisgaar]
I