I am the left brain, I am the left brain
I work really hard 'til my inevitable death dfgdfg brain
You got a job you better do it right in the right way is with the left brains might.

I like oreos and [bad word] yah! (yes, in that order) 
And I cried for at least an hour after watching Toy Story 3 (Woody!) 
Cause I am the right brain, I have feelings, 
I'm a little all over the place but I'm lustful and [bad word] and I'm looking for somebody to love... 
Or put my [bad word] in 

 [bad word] a female, [bad word] a female 
Puff your chest. 
I'll take your phone out and check your email
 Or evolutionary purpose is to repopulate 
So gather data now and see if she's a possible mate

Holy [bad word] I think she might be the one, there's something about her, 
I just can't describe it 
 [bad word] 
 I am the earth, she is the glorious sun 
I want her to [bad word] me and I just want her to- how do i say this- sit on my face! (Sit! Sit on my face!) 

Alright now right brain you're being insane 
No left brain, I'm just being alive 
You should try it, you might like it 

I worked hard to give him everything he cared about 
You were worried about the things that he was scared about 
I'm calm and collected when you act wild
 I am the adult, you are child 

You think you're the right one every time 
You think you know everything but you don't know anything at all 
Half of his problems were supposed to be mine But you wanted everything. I hope that you're happy 'cause he's sure not 

Well according to my calculations, I'm sorry just let [bad word] the numbers again, you're a giant dfgdfg [bad word] 

Really name calling? Really? You're gonna just do name dfgdfg calling?

I'm name calling names alright, I'm just stating facts alright, the fact is you're a quivering dfgdfg [bad word] 

I'm the [bad word]  Really? Well at least I don't play with toys dfgdfg still
 [bad word] #39;s cubes are not toys alright, they keep my spacial rethink skills... dfgdfg sharp

Left brain plays with toys! Haha, [bad word]  Look at you, Mr... you're a toy dfgdfg player

Well at least I did my [bad word] job, all right. 
I kept him working, I kept him productive 
You were supposed to look after him You were supposed to keep him emotionally stable for all this
 Now you're trying to blame me for how he's feeling, how he's feeling! 
If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him You did this to him, he hates you I know he does, he [bad word] hates you! 

Right brain, look, I'm sorry, dfgdfg okay?

No, you're not 

Look, maybe there's something we could do together 

Together? 

Take the best parts of both of us and put them together 

I'm listening 

It would let you let your feelings out, it would let me analyze
So you could man the themes; 
I'll man the form. 
It's something that George Carlin did, it's something Steve Martin did It's something special that we could both perform. 
Do you know what it is? 

Juggling, we could juggle, and juggle our cares away!

It [bad word]  you, [bad word] it, we could [bad word] together

(Initiate reassembly)

All right, right brain we're gonna [bad word] together, we gotta [bad word] together

All right, left brain I'll [bad word] with dfgdfg you

Look, we can fix him like this- we can make him happy again. I promise, all right

Left brain... left brain, I love you

I know...

Experement [bad word]