[MC Confusing]
All the rappers [bad word] - not me!
First on the mic - MC Confusing!
I took a [bad word] on my [bad word] and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap
I attack [bad word] wearing purple backpacks
And I snag on towel racks and take a [bad word] on your track
Yeah you whack, cause everybody understands what you say
But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay
And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
And I say karate pencil case and put it on tape

[MC Insecure]
Yo I'm MC Insecure - what's up?
I really don't think that I'm good enough
To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck
All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck
It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse
And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt
(Aw, I think I sprained my ankle
You guys go ahead and finish the song without me)

[MC Amnesia]
Yo MC Amnesia up in this [bad word] Woke up five days ago lying in the ditch
Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember [bad word] Apparently something happened that was traumatic
I used to have my rhymes but I can't remember them
Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything!
What my [bad word] name?
(Seriously does anyone know what my name is?)

[MC Public Urination]
Yo I'm MC Public Urination - what - what!
I take a [bad word] [bad word] on a [bad word] sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my [bad word] And empty my bladder while you [bad word] watch!
You other MCs can't handle this [bad word] 
You’re just a little [bad word] afraid to pee in public [bad word] into a toilet every time you have to [bad word] Yo [bad word] that [bad word] - I just whip out my [bad word] 

[MC Fatigue]
Yo MC Fatigue - yeah that's me
Every time I grab the mic I [bad word] fall asleep
 [bad word] Chorus Guy]
I'm the guy who sings the [bad word] (It breaks up the song)
My part is kinda boring
(I wish that I could go home)
But they're paying me to sing the [bad word] (And I really need the cash)
Cause I'm unemployed at the moment
(Just moved back in with my dad)

[Verse 2: MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is
Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
She said “Let's go to your place, I'll suck your [bad word] 
I said  [bad word] yeah [bad word]  that's so ironic”

[MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily
My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini
You know he’s known for the Sopranos but he’s also in movies
Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn’t really like cause I don’t like Charlie Sheen
Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny
But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that
Wait, what was I saying?
I think I got side-tracked.

[MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci
Why did they have to make a 4th?
They had a perfect trilogy!

[MC Lethal Weapon 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4 that's me
I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy
The 4th was also good together with Chris Rock and Jet Li!

[MC [bad word] My Pants Frequently]
Yo I'm MC [bad word] My Pants Frequently
It usually happens when I'm walking down the street
Or when I'm hanging out with some fly [bad word] hoes
There we go!
Thank god I brought a change of clothes!

[MC Final Verse]
Yo I'm the MC with the final verse
I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard
But [bad word] I don't really have the time
So [bad word] that [bad word] back to the [bad word] Guy
 [bad word] Chorus Guy]
I’m still singing t