I was born in my own hospital.
(great hospital. The best you could imagine)
Delivered by the doctor that I bought.
(And he thanked me. He said "Donald, thank you." This is terrific)

I bought at least a couple wifes.
(three highest paid women in America)
But the third one doesn't speak English just right.
(and she's great. I see her on holidays. Terrific)

Now this country needs a good strong leader.
I'm real busy but I may just have the time.
If I let you elect the [bad word] 
You're [bad word] 

I'm a great leader and I can't read.
We're being rapen by the Chinese.
I'll make these China dogs my [bad word] 
I'm a filthy richest.

We need a hero [bad word] help.
I'll sell America to myself.
I'll build yous highways and some bridges.
I'm a filthy richest.

I want to make this country great.
(right now we're not great)
But the Mexicans [bad word] here to rape.
(and by the way, at least rape in English)

I'll build a wall no one could climb.
(no one will climb this wall)
And the spics could rape on their own [bad word] side.
(Mexico is the new China)

Now I'm seeng people talk about [bad word] 
Saying things that quite frankly aren't nice.
When I'm in charge of our nuclear program,
You're all bombed (and fired).

I'm a great leader and I can't read.
We're being rapen by the Chinese.
I'll make these China dogs my [bad word] 
I'm a filthy richest.

We need a hero [bad word] help.
I'll sell America to myself.
I'll build yous highways and some bridges.
I'm a filthy richest.

(we're losing - It's a catastrophe)
(I'll negotiate a better deal)
(I'll do a good job)

We need a leader prez,
That'll get us out of our debt.
Help the people get lower wig prices.

We need a leader prez,
That'll get us rid of ISIS,
Rip them all to shreds,
 [bad word] towel heads.

We need a leader prez,
That'll get us driving hybrids.
Give us all some bread,
With the a side of Pez.

And tell the Mexicans and all the illegal migrants:
"You gotta get a license."

I'm a great leader and I can't read.
We're being rapen by the Chinese.
I'll make these China dogs my [bad word] 
I'm a filthy richest.

We need a hero [bad word] help.
I'll sell America to myself.
I'll build yous highways and some bridges.
I'm a filthy richest.

And I just can't help all yous bithces.
I'm a filthy richest.
It's gonna be terrific.
Because I'm the filthy richest.