[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DEADPOOL!
VERSUS!
BOBA FETT!
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Deadpool]
Oh, is it me? Well here's my first issue
I barely even know enough about you to diss you
But do you guys honestly think that I'd [bad word] this feud up
And lose to the dude a huge toothy cootchie chewed up?
That's bananas! I do damage when I brandish my katanas
Man, I'll slice you up then vanish in my ladybug pajamas
I'm one of a kind, you're a Xerox of your papa
Doing temp work for Vader and odd jobs for Jabba
I'm tight, you're mad baggy; I'm toned, you're so flappy
Mad cause Sam Jackson killed your clone daddy
Somebody outta put a bounty on that cape
Maaaybe I'll write a letter, and mail it in your face

[Verse 2: Boba Fett]
Good thing I keep Tums in the Slave 1, cause your style makes me spacesick
And your bars are like your old pal Cable: [bad word] basic
I'll smack a merc in the mouth if he doesn't [bad word] that lip off
 [bad word]  who you calling clone, you're a Deathstroke rip-off
You stole Spiderman's eyes and Snake Eyes' weapons
You got Wolverine's powers, man, [bad word] sloppy seconds
That Dr. Killbrew dude needs to go back to med school
Cause right now you're no good to me, Deadpool

[Verse 3: Deadpool]
Ooooh, what's that? missile backpack?
Well I guess you'll be alright if a [bad word] bird attacks
Presenting the most overrated character anyone ever saw
With five lines in the trilogy, and one of them was "AAAH!"

[Verse 4: Boba Fett]
I only need five lines, cause I look [bad word] great
You look like someone spilled lasagna on your face
But you're worth a lot to me if I bring you back dead
Schizophrenics pay triple, one for each head

[Verse 5: Deadpool]
Who you calling schizophrenic? You've got two different voices!
You're like your holiday special: Full of bad choices

[Verse 6: Boba Fett]
You think your chimichanga's hot, but you couldn't be milder
You should've made the choice to ditch the prick from Van Wilder

[Verse 7: Deadpool]
And the coolest things about you got straight-up abandoned
You let a kiwi hold your gun and he [bad word] up your canon
So maybe don't talk about movies cause you've got [bad word] to say
Wrap that arm dart around Jar Jar and go far far away

[Verse 8: Boba Fett]
I'm a legend, you're a trend, you ain't got half the skills I got
I'll beat your [bad word] with one eye closed: Boba Fetty Wap
And then I'll call Domino's, she likes what I'm shaking
She prefers my durasteel to your Canadian bacon
Now take a lesson from a genuine assassin who's blasting foes
 [bad word] equipped with a full set of sick Mandalorian flows
Everybody knows you got that power of regeneration
 [bad word] home and heal from this disintegration

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC
(wooo!)
RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY