One step, two steps,
Counting tiles on the floor
Three steps, four steps,
Guess this means that I'm a [bad word] 
Uh-oh, [bad word] no,
How long 'till I reach the door?
 [bad word] me, my feet are sore

I'm wearing last night's dress
And I look like a hot [bad word] mess
Although my hair looks good
'Cause I haven't slept yet

Make the elevator [bad word] a little faster
I'm pushin' on the buttons,
But nothing's happenin'
Please God don't let anybody see me
Please God I'll do anything you ask of me
I promise, no more walks of shame
So walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)

Last night's bubble gum,
No more bubbles, no more yum
Where'd I get the wristband,
Tell me there's no tramp stamp
One two three shoot,
No I know that [bad word] ain't cute
But [bad word] the man it sure is fun,
To party 'till the sun wakes up

Ok,
now raise two hands if you've ever been guilty
And clap clap clap clap clap it out if you've walked with me

Make the elevator [bad word] a little faster
I'm pushin' on the buttons,
But nothing's happenin'
Please God don't let anybody see me
Please God I'll do anything you ask of me
I promise, no more walks of shame
So walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)

I shouldn't have let
Them take my keys, take my keys
They left me here with too much beer
My friends, they hung me out to dry
It's not my fault and that's why
I'm doin' the walk of shame

Make the elevator [bad word] a little faster
I'm pushin' on the buttons,
But nothing's happenin'
Please God don't let anybody see me
Please God I'll do anything you ask of me
I promise, no more walks of shame
So walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)

So walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)