Life is hard, life is short
Pained by laws like Billy Club
Life is hard, life is short
Pained by laws like Billy Club

Scatter scram, here's the man
Laws to bend that hurts like [bad word] Zig zag, check attack
Joke is back and hurts like [bad word] 
Hear the [bad word] and fall
Taking trolls, that hurt like [bad word] Scatter scram, here's the man
Laws to bend that hurts like [bad word] 
Cautious, ambitious
When the richest max to the fullest
Be the coolest Mr. Nuisance
Mogul [bad word] , memo usin'

Tax rate abusin', counterfeit usin'
Snake attack, impostor dealin' with the roster
Two-face, Harvey Dent coin tosser
Get the hunger with the sensation monger

Gues who, gues who
Gues who, guess who stays younger

Life is hard, life is short
Pained by laws like Billy Club
Life is hard, life is short
Pained by laws like Billy Club

Scatter scram, scatter scram
Scatter scram, Billy Club
Scatter scram, scatter scram
Scatter scram, Billy Club

Scatter scram, here's the man
Laws to bend that hurts like [bad word] Zig zag, check attack
Joke is back and hurts like [bad word] 
Hear the [bad word] and fall
Taking trolls, that hurt like [bad word] Scatter scram, here's the man
Laws to bend that hurts like [bad word]