Kyle's mom's a [bad word] She's mom is a big fat [bad word] She's the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world
She's a stupid [bad word] if there ever was a [bad word] She's a [bad word] to all the boys and girls
On Monday she's a [bad word] On Tuesday she's a [bad word] On Wednsday through Saturday she's a [bad word] Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a superkinkamayamayabeeatch
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world
She's a mean 'ol [bad word] and she has stupid hair
She's a big big big big big big [bad word] Big big big big big big big [bad word]  she's a stupid [bad word] Kyle's mom's a [bad word] and she's just a dirty [bad word] For tons kids around the world it might go something like this:
(Weird Japenese stuff to the tune)
(Weird Dutch stuff to the tune)
(Weird African Tribe stuff to the tune)
Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world
She's a mean 'ol [bad word] and she has stupid hair
She's a big big big big big big [bad word] (Other children: Gasp)
Big big big big big big big [bad word]  she's a stupid [bad word] Kyle's mom's a [bad word] and she's just a dirty [bad word] I really mean it
Kyles mom, she's a big fat [bad word] biiiiiiitch
Big old [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] mooooom
Yeah
Chaaaa

Aaah! .. [bad word] ..