Galinda: 
(spoken) Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsical

Elphaba:
(spoken) My dear Father

Both:  
There's been some confusion
Over rooming here at [bad word] 
Elphaba:
But of course, I'll care for Nessa

Galinda:
But of course, I'll rise above it

Both:
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Yes, there's been some confusion
For you see, my room-mate is…

Galinda:
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe

Elphaba:
Blonde.

Galinda:
What is this feeling?
So sudden and new?

Elphaba:
I felt it the moment
I laid eyes on you

Galinda:
My pulse [bad word] 
Elphaba:
My head is reeling

Galinda:
My face is flushing

Both:
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes!  Loathing
Unadulterated loathing

Galinda:
For your face

Elphaba:
Your voice

Galinda:
Your clothing

Both:
Let's just say – I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure and strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!

Students:
Dear Galinda, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
She's a terror!  She's a Tartar!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But Galinda, you're a martyr!

Galinda:
Well, these things are sent to try us!

Students:
Poor Galinda, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We all just want to tell you
We're all on your side!
We share your

All:
Loathing!

Galinda, Elphaba, and All:
There's a strange exhilaration Loathing
In such total detestation Loathing
So pure, so strong Loathing

Students:
So strong!

Galinda:
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing (echo: loathing)
For forever loathing (echo: Loathing) [bad word] deeply loathing Loathing you
My whole Loathing
Life long! Unadulterated loathing

Elphaba:
Boo!