Saying bye to Britta
Was the hardest thing to do
But when someone's a [bad word] and a liar
There ain't nothing left to woo

I'm getting rid of Britta (she's gotta go)
I'm getting rid of the (She's a no good B)
I'm getting rid of Britta
I'm getting rid of the (She's a GDB)

Take it Pierce

(What?
What? [bad word] yes)

I didn't know when I saw her blond hair
That she could ever be that way
So tiny and small she seemed to have it all
But she'd made me say [bad word] hey
(That ain't cool)

I'm getting rid of Britta
I'm getting rid of the (She's a no good B)
I'm getting rid of Britta
I'm getting rid of the (She's a GDB)

One more time for me, Pierce

It's not like I would ever hit her
But I would sell her to the highest bidder
She bummed me out she [bad word] my soul
She lied to my heart she left me less than whole

I'm getting rid of Britta
I'm getting rid of the (She's a no good B)
I'm getting rid of Britta (It's not healthy man)
I'm getting rid of the (She's a GDB)

Britta's a Not a Britta's a (Just speakin' the [bad word] here)