You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus, 
You're as charming as an eel, 
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a 
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile, 
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, 
Mr Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you, 
I'd take the seasick crocodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk, 
Mr Grinch.

The three best words that best describe you, 
Are as follows, and I quote"
Stink! 
Stank! 
Stunk! 

You're a rotter Mr Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots
Mr Grinch

Your sole is a appalling dump heap 
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of [bad word] imaginable, 
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr Grinch
With a noxious super nos
You're a crooked jerky jockey and, 
You drive a crooked horse
Mr Grinch! 

You're a 3 Decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich 
With [bad word] sauce!