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Lights are out, butter's getting hard

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Mushrooms, olives, chives (x2) 

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Advertising causes need
Therapy, therapy (x2)
Advertising causes
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes...

What a splendid pie 
Pizza-pizza pie 
Every minute every second 
Buy buy buy buy buy (x2) 

Pepperoni and green peppers,
mushrooms, olives, chives 

Need therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need
Therapy, therapy (x2)
Advertising causes
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Advertising causes...

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Advertising's got you on [bad word] (x7)

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Pizza-pizza pie 
Every minute every second 
Buy buy buy buy buy (x2) 

Pepperoni and green peppers,
Mushrooms, olives, chives 

Need therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need
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Advertising causes
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes
Need therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need