(Se~no)
Demo sonnanja dame da
Mou sonnanja hora
Izaya wa [bad word] yo motto, motto
(Shizuo: Izaya! Ikeburo ni [bad word] janee!
Aitsu no koto wa mita toki kara ki ni iranakatta
Sonohi, ore wa aitsu to koroshiai no kenka wo [bad word] 
Riyuu nankanee. Tada kini iranakatta dakeda)
Oikakete mo tsukamaranai Izaya nara
Kyoumi wo keseba ii yatte
Omotteta wasureteta
Dakedo are, nanka ira tsukuze
Futsuu no michi mo ippo kara
Ishi no you ni katai sonna ishi de
Izaya ni hame rare Baaten, kubi ni
Shinuki de iya, bukkorosu!
fuwafuwari [bad word] 
watashi ga [bad word] soredakede jihanki ukabu
 [bad word] fuwafuwari
aitsu ga [bad word] soredakede nagete shimau
Kasuka arigatou 
Nomiya no baaten demo
hataraketa koto ga 
Shiawase desho
Demo sonnanja dame da
Mou sonnanja hora
Izaya wa [bad word] yo motto, motto
sou sonnanja iyada
nee sonnanja madada
Izaya ga [bad word] yo zu~tto, zutto
(I~Za~Ya~Kuu~n?
Ikebukuro niwa nido to [bad word] iwanakattakkeka?
I~Za~Ya-Kun nyoooooo!)
anata ga watashi wo kara kautabi
anata ga watashi wo [bad word] 
sorosoro gaman dekinai koto mo
 [bad word] deshou? [bad word] 
imakono onaji shu~nkan {ira}
 [bad word] jikka~n {bikibiki}
sutoresu tsumotte de [bad word] satsui
Orihara Izaya wo bukkorosu!
kurakurari [bad word] 
Izaya wo mitsuketara soredake de buchittokite
 [bad word] kurakurari
Izaya ni nite itara soredakede nagutte shimau
Tomu-san arigatou shakin no toritate demo
 [bad word] koto ga shiawase desu
(iradatsu kimochi ni
yokubari gyuunyuu pakku
iradatsu kimochi ni
nekomimi kubinashi raidaa
iradatsu kimochi ni
Saimon no roshiazushi
iradatsu kimochi ni…
… Izayaaaaaaaa!)
fuwafuwari [bad word] 
watashi ga [bad word] 
Soredakede jihanki ukabu
 [bad word] fuwafuwari
aitsu ga [bad word] soredakede nagete shimau
Ikebukuro arigatou Izaya no itazura demo
meguri aetakoto ga shiawase…. nawakenee!
(A~, ore wa daijoubu dakara itakunaishi itte
nanda kawakaranai kedo okkakenakyayabin desho?
Hah! ichido itte mitakattanda
koko wa ore ni makasete saki ni ike! ….ttena)
Demo sonnanja dame da
Mou sonnanja hora
kokoro wa [bad word] motto, motto
sou sonnanja iyada
nee sonnanja madada
Izaya wa [bad word] zu~tto, zutto
(I~Za~Yaa~! [bad word] )