I'll be the boy
And you'll be my girly
I'll write us a love song
It'll tell us a story
And you'll show it off
To all of your friends
And they'll all get jealous
Or at least they'll pretend

But I'm sorry to say...
I'm not that clever
I can't write words that'll last you forever

So everyone, all gather 'round
Watch me just sit here,
Watch me crack down
All just for you
Just so you know
It all falls apart
Whenever you go

Boredom is sweet,
But it's more fun with you
I hate everybody...and you hate 'em too
So let's have a drink
In fact make it two
Because of lately, I'm [bad word] immune
I did nothing wrong
But it hurts anyway
And for that I'm sorry,
For that I'm sorry

So everyone, all gather 'round
Watch me just sit here,
Watch me crack down
All just for you
Just so you know
It all falls apart
Whenever you go

Whenever you go
Whenever you go