Danny Jacob: It's spa day,
day to unwind,
We'll walk on your spine,
We'll be kind...

It's—

(The song turns into a seaweed rap tune)

Spa Day!
Yeah!
P & on the scene!
Gonna slather you with mud and make you feel like a queen,
Got you sittin' in the hot tub—
Loungin'!
You're thinkin' this place is a stoundin'!
Hot steam! Hot stones! Hot water! Hot wax!
We're pipin' cool new age music, can't help but relax!

(relaxing music plays)

It's a spa day,
Yeah!
 Shiatsu—
Gesundheit!
Thank you very much,
We got a salt [bad word]  a mud tub; what's it gonna be?
foot bath, a facial, aromatherapy!
(Phineas and Ferb both inhale deeply) Yeah...
Aromatherapy!

It's spa day!
Yeah!
Shiatsu!
Where ya from?
Masseur: I'm Pennsylvania-Dutch
Danny Jacob: Sippin' cucumber water and a big slice of lime,
Throw your clock away, you're on P & time! It's a—
Spa day!