I'm drinkin' water tonight cos I drank all the whiskey this mornin' 
Drank the whiskey this mornin' cos my baby, she [bad word] #39; home 
I'm drinkin' water tonight cos I drank all the whiskey this mornin' 
Last night she went up to the bar 
Said she met some big country star 

She said he likes to make love when he's smokin' 
And he don't walk around like he's broken 
And he sings just like Dwight Yoakam 

My baby she left me she took all her things when she went 
Left me standin' out in the rain and didn't look back 
I'm drinkin' water tonight cos I drank all the whiskey this mornin' 
She left me nothin' but heartache and tears 
She took every last one of my good years 

She said he likes to make love when he's smokin' 
And he don't walk around like he's broken 
And he sings just like Dwight Yoakam.